Error! I don't think you know what staycation means.
If you need to make travel plans to go home for a staycation, you may currently be on a normal vacation. You should probably go back to work for a while so you can more fully enjoy your staycation. And don't give us that “I need a vacation after my vacation” cliché.
If you need a hotel room for your staycation, save yourself some money and just apologize to your wife.