About The Staycation Advisory Council.
The Staycation Advisory Council is a shadowy cabal bent on achieving world domination through the promotion of staycations.
Composed of men and women in positions of power across the world, the Council works tirelessly to bring you the resources necessary to make your staycation the best it can be, asking only in return your eventual subjugation to the Council once we accomplish our goals.
Stay home and let us guide you to better staycations and a better future. Or else.